yep. hezekiah 9:6 states exactly that and the people at the god squad ™ are not about to miss out on the payday either. theyve developed a jesus doll that any kid would befriend. the words in blue are quoted from the site…

he sings you are my sunshine – bc every kid needs to know that jesus is sad and incomplete without them.

he wears a cross necklace! matching one including for your child too – bc if theres one piece of jewelry jesus prolly really enjoys its a heinous pewter dangle version of his worst day ever.

you can comb his hair to look like yours – bc the whole point of jesus gospel is for him to conform to us.

hes soft and always ready to give a hug – bc after a rough day of playing at the daycare your child needs the cuddly affections of a $29.95 hunk of blasphemy.

his clothes and sandals are removeable – bc for some unknown reason naked jesus seemed like a really good idea for a childs play toy.

and finally hes big and 17 inches tall – bc just being one or the other wasnt quite impressive enough.

they dont plug this but hes also strikingly anglo – bc everyone knows jesus was white (except his mom…..who was jewish.)

i think my favorite part is the 100% satisfaction guarantee they offer at the bottom.

if you dont find this just a bit disturbing maybe you also found yourself humming along when you pictured me in the skirt and maybe you thot that was a really pleasant image. i assure you however that the only people who could intermingle that image of me and pleasant thots obviously do not know me and should never be allowed to ™ my likeness for personal monetary gain without some sort of eternal punishment. for now everyone is safe tho bc jesus comes to kick arse and take names hasnt come out yet...